This morning I woke up earlier than usual to make sure I made it down to the Christmas market in town. You see I was on the hunt for some fresh raspberries, a proper trifle dish and some Drambuie. I didn’t find any of that, until I went to Tesco. Even there, I only found 1 out of 3-fresh raspberries, but it was enough to make me happy. I had to settle for the Famous Grouse and have located an old glass bowl in my attic to use for the dish…it all worked out in the end…or did it? On the twelfth day of Christmas I give to you Tipsy Laird, or as some spell it Typsy Laird, or as the Englishmen and Americans call it Sherry Trifle.
What is a trifle really without custard? For us vegans, custard is hard to come by. I went over it a million times in my head last night, and even woke up at 1 am to experiment with different ingredients on the hob, but nothing seemed to work quite right. There is no replacement for egg yolks, the egg replacing powder is great for vegan omelets, but a disaster for trifle. I finally found a solution: “All Natural Custard Powder” by just wholefoods. It didn’t set as much as I would have liked, and by the time I tipped all the booze in, well, you won’t exactly see all the layers of my trifle in the pictures.
1 bottle of cream sherry
1 bottle of scotch or Drambuie if you can find it
500ml of vegan custard
1 lb fresh raspberries
12 oz Raspberry Jam
caster sugar
1 vegan sponge cake cut into slices
Whipped soy cream
I know Tipsy Laird or trifle usually calls for toasted almonds, but as I have a slight food allergy to them, I’ve left them out.

Take your trifle dish or large glass bowl and place the sponge cake slices on the bottom.

On top of the sponge cake pour out a layer of raspberry jam.

Spread out a handful of raspberries on top of the jam, and sprinkle with caster sugar.

Pour in as much sherry and scotch as you like. I used quite a bit…which is probably why I’m giggling right now.
Pour in a layer of vegan custard
Put another handful of raspberries on top of the custard.

Let trifle set for a while in fridge.
Once set put on another layer of sponge cake.
Then tip in some more sherry and scotch. I know, I’m bad.
Now top with whipped cream. Loads of it.

On top the cream put some more fresh raspberries. I also used red currants, but you don’t have to.
Put in fridge to set some more, and take out on Christmas day and dig in!

You can even make mini Tipsy Lairds if you wish. The possibilities are endless. If you want to use strawberries instead of raspberries then you won’t be making a Tipsy Laird, you’ll be making a boring ol’ Englishmen trifle. But it’s allowed I suppose.
Ah, well, I’m finished the twelve days of Christmas! I’ll miss cooking everyday now, it was a nice distraction from another family-less Christmas again this year. At the risk of sounding corny–cherish those family moments because you never know when they will be some of your last. I was hoping to be at home with my family this year, but it didn’t work out. Hopefully next year! Merry Christmas!!!
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December 24th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
How are you still unmarried? Will you marry me please?
December 24th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Ok, you officially have me salivating, and I’m not a “sweets” person in general. Good stuff, Dia!
December 24th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Oh Dia, simply heavenly…I’m sorry you couldn’t be with your family this Christmas, I couldn’t either. (I’m moving) I agree, cherish those moments and memories and I don’t care how “corny” it sounds. Next year!!!
I know one thing I will be doing for sure tonight though, getting tipsy…
December 24th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
To Macroman: Sure, why not!
Thank you Larry and Louise! Thanks for getting tipsy with me!
December 24th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Actually Macroman, I take it back. I can’t marry you. You see, I’ve got my eye on someone else.
December 24th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Congratulations on getting through the 12 days! Great work Dia, you are a wonderful woman! No wonder why you are getting proposed to via your blog.
December 24th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
I know you, you wouldn’t go through all this trouble: foraging for raspberries and a very specific Scottish liqueur unless you were trying to impress someone Scottish. Am I right?
good job though, very impressive work!
December 24th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
YES–next year you be with your family. It will all work out. Great job on The Twelve Days of Christmas–thanks for the recipes!
December 25th, 2009 at 12:13 am
Hmm Michael, you could be on to something there. Thanks Ginger for thinking I’m wonderful. Deni, maybe one of these days my family could come visit me? Sound good? lol
December 25th, 2009 at 12:35 am
There’s nothing like a good old English trifle, especially with a lot of booze in it ! This one sounds great, even if it is Scottish !
December 25th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Who is your Scottish crush then?
December 25th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Haha Michael, why would I say on my blog? Anyway, I’m sure I’ve never even occurred to my SSC (secret Scottish crush) in a thought, so I’m positive SSC has never come to look at my blog. I’ll just have to eat all the trifle myself!
December 25th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
You did a fab job Dia on the 12 days! Mr Scotch would be lucky to have you! It’s his loss if he doesn’t notice how beautiful and talented you are! Merry Christmas! Now get some sleep!
December 25th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
I must say, reading these comments has been quite amusing. “Mr Scotch”, nah, don’t think he gives a toss to be honest. But thank you for thinking I’m beautiful…and talented
Shucks!
December 25th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
Will you be celebrating the Scottish new years? With your new love?
December 25th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
I’m sure I’ll be spending Hogmanay alone thanks
December 26th, 2009 at 12:19 am
Happy Christmas Dia. Great recipes all twelve days, and I hope you get a true love kiss from your MR Scottish
December 26th, 2009 at 12:46 am
ha ha Gems. Maybe I’ll make a vegan haggis pudding.
December 26th, 2009 at 12:48 am
I was kidding, but apparently, they do make vegan haggis:
http://www.goodnessdirect.co.uk/cgi-local/frameset/detail/411428_Macsweens_Vegetarian_Haggis_454g.html
December 26th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Spectacular Dia! My personal favs were the gingerbread men and the lollipops. Who is mister scotch?
December 26th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Oh yes, the gingerbread men and women were nice. I still have some left. Mr Scotch, someone I have a crush on, tis all.
December 26th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
When u coming to Philly girl? good stuff!!
December 26th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
I’m supposed to be coming in January.
December 26th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
are you coming for the mummers parade?
December 26th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Unfortunately not. I miss the mummer’s parade on new year’s day
December 26th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
I forgot how good this song was: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvvMKrDfu9w
used to be my theme tune
December 27th, 2009 at 1:15 am
You should open up a cooking with dia chat room on here. Dia, that song is depressing as shit. My god, I know why it’s your theme song, but please don’t “tie your neck to a noose”!!!!!
Maybe Mr Scotch will “come along and cut you loose”. STOP IT STOP IT! YOU DESERVE SOME HAPPINESS!
December 27th, 2009 at 1:40 am
Oh brother, don’t take lyrics so literally Michael. Although the line where he sings, “I know I’m dead on the surface, but I’m screaming underneath” that one pretty much sums up my life.
December 27th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
I know, if you were going to commit suicide you would have years ago. Can’t help but worry, that’s what friends are for.
December 28th, 2009 at 1:28 am
“And if I should ever go away, well then close your eyes and try to feel the way we do today, and then if you can rememberrrr. Keep smiling, keep shining, knowing you can always count on me, oh for sure. That’s what friends are forrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” Check out Elton singing it in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGbnua2kSa8
I used to have a crush on him too!
December 28th, 2009 at 1:35 am
Oh and while you’re at it, watch this as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0zUOzkHwAE
December 28th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Dia, what’s with the crushes on gay men?
December 28th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Well I know what a psychiatrist would say, but I won’t get into that. Funnily enough though, my Mr Scotch has turned out to be gay as well.
December 28th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
http://diadesigns.com/shesgotaway.mp3 Check it out Michael
December 28th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Beautiful Dia, I love when you sing in your lower register. Was that Figaro cheering you on?
December 28th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
lol yes, he was there
December 29th, 2009 at 12:18 am
Gems said I sound “like a female Johnny Cash” haehahahehahe
December 29th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
That’s Gemma for you. But you do a little.
I like the second song you sing for Wynford http://www.myspace.com/diathemezzo
December 29th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Thanks Michael, this conversation has become really long. lol Maybe I should post something new tomorrow.